Why He’s Hot:
- He’s is so, so, charming. There’s just no other word for it. He’s got that confident, dapper, classically handsome thing going for him - and it’s got us completely going.
- Oh, my, Gawd. His EYES. Those gorgeous, sparkling, seductive blue eyes that turn your legs into mushy goo. I mean, is there anything more beautiful than a man with dark hair and light eyes? NO. No there isn’t. And with glasses on? Jizzzzzz!
- Doesn’t he look like he jumped clean out of an Italian Renaissance painting? The body, the chiseled face, the always perfect, wavy hair? We’ll just go on the assumption that his penis is bigger than the men of that era seemed to have though because shit, wouldn’t that ruin the fantasy…
- Watch a little bit of his new show, White Collar. It does nothing but fuel those intense fantasies about life with Matthew as our personal boy toy. I mean he reads (and what’s hotter than that?!), sometimes with no shirt on, he rocks the fuck out of some suits as you see above, and manages to consistently prove that he’s smarter than the entire FBI. All while looking like this. Gooodddaammnnnnn.
- Score one million for the gays - you’re some lucky bastards to have this one on your team! We don’t mind sitting back and watching, while probably masturbating furiously but be careful: we’re just biding our time and there’s nothing wrong with holding out hope that one of us will be the chick that makes him say, “hey! These vaginas - they’re not so bad!” It could happen you know…
Matt Bomer is gay? My vagina is sad. :’(
“Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc… and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons.”
— Douglas Adams (via ratmanprimate)
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Zhang Ziyi for Harper’s Bazaar (via hey-insomia) (via electroanna) (via electressjess) (via fuckyeahollywood)
Girl crush of the day.
