January 2012
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure...”
– William Gibson (via sabino)
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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I am reading The Catcher in the Rye right now.
And it is taking me forever to finish, because: I had read A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius right before it. There’s only so much whining I can take. I just don’t find Holden Caulfield very interesting. I’m sorry. Please don’t flame me. Should I push on and finish The Catcher in the Rye? Or just abandon it? Will I be amply rewarded if I do finish it? Am I the...
Jan 24th
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Jan 22nd
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Paula Deen’s Health Food Cookbook
meganamram: Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts! FRUIT SALAD INGREDIENTS: 1 lb. bag of Skittles 3 cups ranch dressing DIRECTIONS: Mix well. Serve room temperature.  - PAULA’S BROWN RICE INGREDIENTS: 1 pilaf white rice            1 bowl melted Junior Mints DIRECTIONS: Cover...
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?”
– Albert Camus (via selfinspiration)
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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December 2011
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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So I went to McDonald’s before work so that I...
Me, to lady who is texting on her phone while her children play unsupervised and block the aisle: Excuse me, would you mind moving your kids so I can get through?
Idiot lady: Uh, why the fuck should they move?
Me: Because they’re blocking the aisle and people can’t get through?
Idiot lady: Well, there’s a word called excuse me, bitch.
Me, losing my temper: I did say excuse me. And that’s two words, you dumb fucking cunt. You, as a parent, are supposed to be responsible for your children. Now, get off your goddamn phone and get your ugly kids out of my way.
Idiot lady: Fuck you! Don’t fucking cuss in front of my kids!
Me: Get out of my way or I will fuck your shit up!
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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“I’m not anti-social. I’m just not social.”
– Woody Allen (via meadow-larks)
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Some days I wish I had a penis so that I can tell mean people to suck my dick.
Dec 14th
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“I actually attack the concept of happiness. The idea that - I don’t mind people...”
– Hugh Mackay (via dondante)
Dec 13th
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me: im so lonely jesus fucking christ i wanna go out with friends i wanna do something i can't sit here anymore
friends: hey wanna hang out
me: sorry i cant
Dec 13th
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Every conversation with my mother feels like a...
Mama: What do you want for Christmas?
Me: The only thing I really want is a subscription to National Geographic.
Mama: The nature magazine? Seryoso ka ba?
Me: Oo naman.
Mama: Anak, you're a fucking dork.
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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