| Me, to lady who is texting on her phone while her children play unsupervised and block the aisle: | Excuse me, would you mind moving your kids so I can get through? |
| Idiot lady: | Uh, why the fuck should they move? |
| Me: | Because they’re blocking the aisle and people can’t get through? |
| Idiot lady: | Well, there’s a word called excuse me, bitch. |
| Me, losing my temper: | I did say excuse me. And that’s two words, you dumb fucking cunt. You, as a parent, are supposed to be responsible for your children. Now, get off your goddamn phone and get your ugly kids out of my way. |
| Idiot lady: | Fuck you! Don’t fucking cuss in front of my kids! |
| Me: | Get out of my way or I will fuck your shit up! |
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I ended up going to Starbucks instead
I was too pissed off to be embarrassed
