In Pursuit of Whimsy

8 Nov 2009

whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: He’s is so, so, charming. There’s just no other word for it. He’s got that confident, dapper, classically handsome thing going for him - and it’s got us completely going. Oh, my, Gawd. His EYES. Those gorgeous, sparkling, seductive blue eyes that turn your legs into mushy goo. I mean, is there anything more beautiful than a man with dark hair and light eyes? NO. No there isn’t. And with glasses on? Jizzzzzz! Doesn’t he look like he jumped clean out of an Italian Renaissance painting? The body, the chiseled face, the always perfect, wavy hair? We’ll just go on the assumption that his penis is bigger than the men of that era seemed to have though because shit, wouldn’t that ruin the fantasy… Watch a little bit of his new show, White Collar. It does nothing but fuel those intense fantasies about life with Matthew as our personal boy toy. I mean he reads (and what’s hotter than that?!), sometimes with no shirt on, he rocks the fuck out of some suits as you see above, and manages to consistently prove that he’s smarter than the entire FBI. All while looking like this. Gooodddaammnnnnn. Score one million for the gays - you’re some lucky bastards to have this one on your team! We don’t mind sitting back and watching, while probably masturbating furiously but be careful: we’re just biding our time and there’s nothing wrong with holding out hope that one of us will be the chick that makes him say, “hey! These vaginas - they’re not so bad!” It could happen you know… Matt Bomer is gay? My vagina is sad. :’(

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

  1. He’s is so, so, charming. There’s just no other word for it. He’s got that confident, dapper, classically handsome thing going for him - and it’s got us completely going.
  2. Oh, my, Gawd. His EYES. Those gorgeous, sparkling, seductive blue eyes that turn your legs into mushy goo. I mean, is there anything more beautiful than a man with dark hair and light eyes? NO. No there isn’t. And with glasses on? Jizzzzzz!
  3. Doesn’t he look like he jumped clean out of an Italian Renaissance painting? The body, the chiseled face, the always perfect, wavy hair? We’ll just go on the assumption that his penis is bigger than the men of that era seemed to have though because shit, wouldn’t that ruin the fantasy…
  4. Watch a little bit of his new show, White Collar. It does nothing but fuel those intense fantasies about life with Matthew as our personal boy toy. I mean he reads (and what’s hotter than that?!), sometimes with no shirt on, he rocks the fuck out of some suits as you see above, and manages to consistently prove that he’s smarter than the entire FBI. All while looking like this. Gooodddaammnnnnn.
  5. Score one million for the gays - you’re some lucky bastards to have this one on your team! We don’t mind sitting back and watching, while probably masturbating furiously but be careful: we’re just biding our time and there’s nothing wrong with holding out hope that one of us will be the chick that makes him say, “hey! These vaginas - they’re not so bad!” It could happen you know…

Matt Bomer is gay? My vagina is sad. :’(

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    Y DO U HAVE TO BE GAY D:
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    inside. DIED. Didn’t...know I had plans...man? But now I...
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    kinda dirty. But
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    ohmyfuckinggod i get to stare at this sweet, beautiful man tomorrow all morning during SVU. Tuesdays make me so...
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    :’D i am in love
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    ohmygodohmygodohmygod! SONOVABITCH! Goddamn gays. Maybe...drool? Sorry, creepiness reeled
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    ME TOO but he’s gay :(
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    omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg, i...i would do dirtyy
  30. casie05 reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    obsession. why the FUCK
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    Who is this fine looking man? Haha.
  39. holycrapp reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    Yes. Finally. P.S.
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  42. ryanphipps reblogged this from thegirlwhobreakthings and added:
    Finally, a hot gay celebrity.
  43. imboredthatswhy reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    GORGEOOOOUUUUSSSS!!!
  44. frannnneh reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    whytheyrehot! :D
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    Anyone else love him since he was Luke and they killed him off on Tru Calling? I’ll admit it. I watched it. First...
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  51. cheeseballz reblogged this from anjulileonne and added:
    me too(: i’m going to start watching the show he’s on- he’s a definite hottie.
  52. lolobaby reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    HE’S GAY????? NOOOOOO! OUCH. CANT TAKE THIS. TOO PAINFUL. ;((
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    i still can believe...gay. oh well, eye candy is not bad.
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    care he’s still gorgeous...I’ll daydream about...talking...
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    Hold on one minute! Bryce fuckin’ Larkin is gay?!? Damn, it’s always the cute ones!
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    Alternatively titled: why you should be watching White Collar on USA. Friday nights at 10. whytheyrehot:
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    i’ve been meaning to remark on his truly unbelievable hotness...several days now. i mean...
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    someone wrote about Matt.
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    whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: He’s is so, so, charming. There’s just no other word for it. He’s got that confident,...
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    WHAT?! why are all hot ones gay?! …. oh, i see! i should have paid better attention to bullet #5… damn.
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    AMEN to the last part.
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    was gay. But even so,
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    Hey Shimah, what did...tell you. It’s...sad sad day. First...
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    ha! adorable, and gay :(
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    OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMFFFFG I LOVE THIS MAN.
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    EDIT: WAIT, WHAT THE HELL?! HE’S GAY?!?!?! why are
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    Dios mio! quien es este tipo?
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    WHO IS THIS?! HE’S ADORABLE!
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    I’ve been waiting...catch their eye for awhile now. White Collar is
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    oh god, so very fine
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    OMG YES. neal caffery
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    In summary: UNFFFFFF
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    AMEN! (LOL @ number 5)
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    he is hot. in those glasses. ay dios mio.
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    HE’S GAY???!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Neal Caffrey
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    Ok, i think i’m going to watch White Collar
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    Hola, me morí. Chao
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    obsession. SO unfair
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    said it better myself.
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    LOVE HIM. But um
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    eyes, sweet fancy Moses,
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    white collar haha :D
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    AHHHH MATT BOMERRRRR
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    Whattttt he’s gay :( nooooooo, damn!! its not gonna be the same watching him on white collar sheesh!
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    is extremely depressing.
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    5th article breaks my heart…
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    BRB LOLING FOVERER WITH NUMBER 5.
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    ugh. reason number 1 i watch white collar
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    why I watch.. Well, watched.....in between everything else.
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    I don’t know how to feel about this, other than I still have a raging crush on him.
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    didn’t realize how hot...zachary levi, who isn’t
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    I’ll admit, when...was gay, it hurt me....hurt me deep. But...
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    PS. Elise! Doesn’t...someone in 2nd period? ;)
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    so last night…I totally thought about White Collar...show started in October
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    wantwantwantwant. yes i know i can’t have,
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    OHMYGOD. OHMYGOD. THE SEXIEST MAN EVER. DOMENOW wut.
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    OFFFUCKKKKKK HES GAY?!
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    Collar pilot downloaded onto my iPod. You gay men are SOOOOOO lucky.
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    gay?! all my hopes...dreams … crushed. *sob*
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    #3 made me laugh.
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    DIDN’T EVEN READ THIS BUT THIS COUNTS FOR AN AUTOMATIC REBLOG. HE IS SOOOOOO HOT!!!
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