Happy birthday to my gorgeous mummy! ❤❤❤ (Kunwari ang hinhin namin.) (Taken with instagram)
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my famiry
Every conversation with my mother feels like a trap.
| Mama: |
What do you want for Christmas? |
| Me: |
The only thing I really want is a subscription to National Geographic. |
| Mama: |
The nature magazine? Seryoso ka ba? |
| Me: |
Oo naman. |
| Mama: |
Anak, you're a fucking dork. |
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My beautiful Mama Bear with my beautiful niece. :)
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I have so much hate inside of me.
— my mom
17.10.11 | View comments
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Another late night conversation with my mom.
| My mom: |
I'm not a lesbian. I only had two girlfriends in college. Don't tell your Papa.
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| Me: |
Eh how do you know for sure na hindi ka nga lesbian?
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| My mom: |
It was just a test drive. You have to try it para you know if you like men or women. Ikaw ba, you've never had girlfriends?
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| Me: |
Mama, we're not having that conversation EVER. Pero kung test drive lang, why did it take two girlfriends before you could decide na hindi ka pala into girls?
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| My mom: |
Because shut the fuck up, that's why. Putangina ka, ang dami mo laging tanong. |
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I forget what we were talking about, but this is how my mom is ending conversations with me lately.
| Me: |
I've found that it's helpful to maintain a positive outlook. Relax ka lang. Wala pang problema, problemado ka na kaagad.
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| My mom: |
Alam mo, anak, pwede bang shut the fuck up muna? |
05.10.11 | View comments
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Anak, may nagtatanong na doctor sayo dito. Hindi pa ba kayo break nung boypren mo? Wag na yun, walang kinabukasan ang mga nagbabanda. Dun ka na lang sa doctor.
— my dad
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