She recognized the smell instantaneously. I, of course, denied her uncertain accusation. She could find no evidence because I was so terrified that I put the goddamn joint in my mouth and swallowed it. Fucking hilarious and pathetic, but it was an effective way to hide the evidence, so I am not ashamed.
YODA YODA BEST THE BEST I EVER HAD (via jayyayjay) (via princesskinnie)
Chayenne, you have to see Shake Rattle and Roll 9. That’s the one where Katrina Halili eats a bunch of emo kids. Look at that fucking poster. It’s so emo.
It’s on my list, man. Huli ko yatang napanood sila Kristina Paner pa ang bida. :))
Maja Salvador being raped by that fat green dude who looks like John Leguizamo from Spawn and Shrek’s man-child. Will post two awesome lines from the “Diablo” episode in a while. LOLtastic.
I need to watch the shit out of this and all the other Shake, Rattle, and Roll movies. But I’m too ashamed to ask for them at the Filipino DVD store. :))
Beaker is shaking and crying
The Emosogynist (via Your Boyfriend Sucks: The Worst Fictional Dudes Of The Decade)
He has to find himself, you know? And the only way he can do that is through some girlfriend who isn’t aware of the fact that he’s a bitter 16-year-old trapped in a 28-year-old man’s body.
